Adam Sandler Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Adam Sandler
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“We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.”
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“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”
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“Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.”
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“Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”
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“My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh, ... I mean, just like all friends hanging out -- that's the goal.”
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“Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.”
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“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.”
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“Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!”
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“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.”
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“I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.”
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