Al Franken Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

11 Famous Quotes by Al Franken
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“I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British intelligence. It turns out he only took up residence in 95.”
Humor Quotes
“The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The irony upon irony of this lawsuit was great. First, Fox having the trademark 'fair and balanced' -- a network which is anything but fair and balanced. Then there's the irony of a news organization trying to suppress free speech.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“not good enough to be endorsed by Fox News.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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