Alan Ayckbourn Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

6 Famous Quotes by Alan Ayckbourn
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“Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.”
Finance and economics Quotes
“He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“We don't discuss anything anyway. Unless it appears on Patrick's official breakfast-time agenda. And that consists mainly of food. Minutes of the last meal and proposals for the next.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“You might as well have put her on a stage eating a plate of spaghetti and put a rope round her chair instead of putting her in a theatre where she wasn't at home and was struggling.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“it couldn't have happened to a nicer person and it's a most fitting award.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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