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11 Famous Quotes by Alan Coren
6/27/1938 - 10/18/2007
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

Accidents Quotes, by Alan Coren

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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Jokes Quotes, by Alan Coren

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.

Politics / government Quotes, by Alan Coren

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Alan Coren

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Alan Coren

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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Alan Coren

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Alan Coren

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Alan Coren

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Alan Coren

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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Alan Coren

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

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