Alan Coren Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

11 Famous Quotes by Alan Coren
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“The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.”
Accidents Quotes
“A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.”
Jokes Quotes
“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.”
Politics / government Quotes
“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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