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14 Famous Quotes by Andy Rooney
1/14/1919 - 11/4/2011
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Andrew Aitken Rooney     Andy     Andrew A Rooney
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Native americans Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Computers Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort -- the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing -- the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

Privacy Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They believe in freedom so fervently that they think it should be compulsory. They believe that the poor and ignorant are victims of an unfair system and that their circumstances can be improved if we give them help. Republicans (I think to myself) are conservatives who think it would be best if we faced the fact that people are no damned good. They think that if we admit that we have selfish, acquisitive natures and then

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

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We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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Don't pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don't expect anyone wonderful to be calling

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Andy Rooney

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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

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