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Common sense is what tells us the Earth is flat and the Sun goes around it.
Topic: Common Sense
Source: None
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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.
Topic: Computers
Source: None
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The world is run by C students.
Topic: Education
Source: None
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Give me a productive error over a boring, mundane and unproductive fact any day.
Topic: Error
Source: None
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Experience is something you get too late to do anything about the mistakes you made while getting it.
Topic: Experience
Source: None
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I often wish ... that I could rid the world of the tyranny of facts. What are facts but compromises? A fact merely marks the point where we have agreed to let investigation cease.
Topic: Facts
Source: None
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None but a mule denies his family.
Topic: Family
Source: None
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The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there.
Topic: History
Source: None
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History belongs to the winner.
Topic: History
Source: None
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History is something that never happened, written by a man who wasn't there.
Topic: History
Source: None
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We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.
Topic: History
Source: None
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We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.
Topic: Humanity
Source: None
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Inflation: Everyone's illusion of wealth.
Topic: Inflation
Source: None
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Try to save money. Someday it may be valuable again.
Topic: Inflation
Source: None
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Law of inflation: whatever goes up will go up some more.
Topic: Inflation
Source: None
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If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage.
Topic: Inflation
Source: None
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I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.
Topic: Law
Source: None
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America is a country where, thanks to Congress, there are 40 million laws to enforce 10 commandments.
Topic: Law
Source: None
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The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of doing so, some lawyer objects.
Topic: Law
Source: None
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He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.
Topic: Laziness
Source: None
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Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.
Topic: Laziness
Source: None
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If you are losing your leisure, look out, you may be losing your soul.
Topic: Leisure
Source: None
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Leisure is a beautiful garment, but it will not do for constant wear.
Topic: Leisure
Source: None
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Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.
Topic: Life
Source: None
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Life is a one-way street, and we are not coming back.
Topic: Life
Source: None
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Life, like a mirror, never gives back more than we put into it.
Topic: Life
Source: None
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Good children's literature appeals not only to the child in the adult, but to the adult in the child.
Topic: Literature
Source: None
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Literature is a power to be possessed, not a body of objects to be studied.
Topic: Literature
Source: None
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Love is a fan club with only two fans.
Topic: Love
Source: None
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Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
Topic: Love
Source: None
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If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving.
Topic: Love
Source: None
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Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
Topic: Luck
Source: None
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You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
Topic: Reason
Source: None
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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Topic: Religion / Beliefs
Source: None
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There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly becomes any one of us to talk about the rest of us.
Topic: Scandal
Source: None
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Sometimes silence is not golden--just yellow.
Topic: Silence
Source: None
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The wages of sin are sables.
Topic: Sin
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Slanders are like flies, that pass all over a man's good parts to light on his sores.
Topic: Slander
Source: None
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Society is like air; very high up, it is sublimated--too low down, a perfect choke-damp.
Topic: Society
Source: None
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The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Topic: Value
Source: None
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No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
Topic: Vote
Source: None
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When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.".
Topic: Vote
Source: None
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