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395 Famous Quotes by Anonymous

A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Committee Quotes, by Anonymous

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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.

Complaint Quotes, by Anonymous

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The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.

Cowardice Quotes, by Anonymous

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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Credit Quotes, by Anonymous

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Whoever profits by the crime is guilty of it.

Crime Quotes, by Anonymous

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Set a thief to catch a thief.

Crime Quotes, by Anonymous

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Love isn't who you can see yourself with, it's who you can't see yourself without.

Death / immortality Quotes, by Anonymous

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There is a dignity in dying that doctors should not dare to deny.

Death / immortality Quotes, by Anonymous

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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.

Decisions Quotes, by Anonymous

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A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Diplomacy Quotes, by Anonymous

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