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395 Famous Quotes by Anonymous

Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and ;groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn't be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness ;there is. Cheerfulness, too, promotes health and immortality. Cheerful people live longest here on earth, afterward in our hearts.

Cheerfulness Quotes, by Anonymous

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Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.

Children / youth Quotes, by Anonymous

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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

Children / youth Quotes, by Anonymous

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Our children's children will hear a good story.

Children / youth Quotes, by Anonymous

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If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.

Choice Quotes, by Anonymous

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To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Committee Quotes, by Anonymous

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A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Committee Quotes, by Anonymous

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The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Anonymous

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The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.

Cowardice Quotes, by Anonymous

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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Credit Quotes, by Anonymous

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Whoever profits by the crime is guilty of it.

Crime Quotes, by Anonymous

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Set a thief to catch a thief.

Crime Quotes, by Anonymous

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Love isn't who you can see yourself with, it's who you can't see yourself without.

Death / immortality Quotes, by Anonymous

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