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395 Famous Quotes by Anonymous

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

Literature Quotes, by Anonymous

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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.

Loneliness and solitude Quotes, by Anonymous

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Silence is one great art of conversation.

Loneliness and solitude Quotes, by Anonymous

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Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.

Maturity Quotes, by Anonymous

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Never frown...even when you're sad you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.

Melancholy Quotes, by Anonymous

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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

Men and women Quotes, by Anonymous

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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

Pain Quotes, by Anonymous

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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.

Perspective Quotes, by Anonymous

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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Perspective Quotes, by Anonymous

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