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395 Famous Quotes by Anonymous

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".

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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

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Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

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Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.

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Great minds think alike.

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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

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Never frown...even when you're sad you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.

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A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.

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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

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No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.

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Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on.

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Quiet is what home would be without children.

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