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395 Famous Quotes by Anonymous

Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

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Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

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Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.

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Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

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Nothing succeeds like -- failure.

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Reality is good for you...in small doses.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

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Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is.

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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

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The universe is laughing behind your back.

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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

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Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.

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Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

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Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom.

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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

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Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!

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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

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