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Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
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If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
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Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
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Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
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They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
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Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
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The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
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What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.
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The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
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Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
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Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
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What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.
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Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
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The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
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Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
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Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
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Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.
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Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
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Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!
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We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
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The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
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The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs!
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You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
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Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
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Who dares, wins.
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The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge.
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their
color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and
choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
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A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
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Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.
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Money doesn't sleep.
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Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
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