| 395 Famous Quotes by Anonymous
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“To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.”
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“A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.”
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“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.”
Complaint Quotes |
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“The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.”
Computer / technology / science Quotes |
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“What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.”
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“Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?”
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“Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.”
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“Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.”
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“If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.”
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“Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.”
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“Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.”
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“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.”
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“Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.”
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“If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?”
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“If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.”
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“Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.”
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“Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.”
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“The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.”
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“Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.”
Contentment Quotes |
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“The cowards never started -- and the weak died along the way.”
Cowardice Quotes |
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“Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside.”
Cowardice Quotes |
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“In God we trust; all others must pay cash.”
Credit Quotes |
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“Buying on trust is the way to pay double.”
Credit Quotes |
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“Whoever profits by the crime is guilty of it.”
Crime Quotes |
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“Set a thief to catch a thief.”
Crime Quotes |
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