Art Buchwald Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

12 Famous Quotes by Art Buchwald
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“The best things in life aren't things.”
Materialism Quotes
“You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.”
Society Quotes
“A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I worship the quicksand he walks in.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday, ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I don't know what's coming next and neither does anyone else. It's something that we do have to face but the thing is that a lot of people don't want to face it. And there's denial. If somebody says it, like me, everybody feels a little better that they can discuss it.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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