Arthur Baer Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

11 Famous Quotes by Arthur Baer
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“A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it”
Neighbors Quotes
“A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.”
Miscellaneous Quotes