Austin O'malley Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

15 Famous Quotes by Austin O'malley
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“The average man's idea of a good sermon is one that goes over his head - and hits one of his neighbors”
Sermons Quotes
“The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged.”
Authority Quotes
“Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.”
Revenge Quotes
“In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin.”
Taxes Quotes
“Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.”
Ugliness Quotes
“The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.”
Blood Quotes
“Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.”
Inspirational Quotes
“Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.”
Friendship Quotes
“A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.”
Friendship Quotes
“The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.”
Blood Quotes
“A habit of debt is very injurious to the memory.”
Debt Quotes
“The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.”
Dream Quotes
“Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.”
Religion / beliefs Quotes
“Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.”
Religion / beliefs Quotes
“If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.”
Silence Quotes