Bart Simpson Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Bart Simpson
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“I will not fake seizures”
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“My butt does not deserve a website”
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“I will not send lard through the mail”
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“I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.”
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“I am not a licensed hairstylist”
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“I am not licensed to do anything”
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“I am not the last Don”
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“I am not a dentist”
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“I am not delightfully saucy”
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“Pork is not a verb”
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