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11 Famous Quotes by Bennett Cerf
5/25/1898 - 8/27/1971
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Bennett Alfred Cerf     bennett_cerf
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Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

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A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

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Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

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Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

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For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

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Censor: A self-appointed snoop hound who sticks his nose in other people's business

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The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

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There have been too many books in which some young man is looking forward, backward or sideways in anger. Or in which some Southern youth is being chased through the magnolia bushes by his aunt. She catches him on page 28 with horrid results.

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The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

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