Bennett Cerf Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

11 Famous Quotes by Bennett Cerf
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“Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.”
Ignorance Quotes
“A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Censor: A self-appointed snoop hound who sticks his nose in other people's business”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“There have been too many books in which some young man is looking forward, backward or sideways in anger. Or in which some Southern youth is being chased through the magnolia bushes by his aunt. She catches him on page 28 with horrid results.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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