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17 Famous Quotes by Bill Watterson
7/5/1958 - (Present)
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Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles.

Choices Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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The problem with people is that they're only human.

Human nature Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude imitations of what's already popular! It takes no time or thought, and most people don't care about the difference, anyway! And what good is originality if you can't crank it out?

Imitation Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Wonder Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Universe Quotes, by Bill Watterson , Source: from "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Universe Quotes, by Bill Watterson , Source: from "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip

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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Dreams Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Watterson

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