Bill Bailey Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Bill Bailey
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“Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.”
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“At the last count -- and we're still counting -- there were 3.2 million claims. We're approaching the doomsday scenario we described 5 years ago.”
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“A swimming program for kids in a place surrounded by water is essential.”
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“Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.”
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“There's a wonderful sadness and poignancy about those Finnish films. They have people adrift at the mercy of fate. They're heartwarming. I also find them funny. I suppose that makes me an optimist.”
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“Two solipsists walk into a bar, and one says to the other...”
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“Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.”
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“It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.”
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“We certainly make our customers aware of flood insurance, but so many turn it down.”
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“We've been looking at the numbers and wondering just how long we can sustain the kind of insured damages we've been getting. If insurance is not affordable, it's really not available.”
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