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20 Famous Quotes by Bill Maher
1/20/1956 - (Present)
Also Known As:  
William Maher Jr.     William "Bill" Maher, Jr.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Suicide Quotes, by Bill Maher

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Disease Quotes, by Bill Maher

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He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge

Abstinence Quotes, by Bill Maher

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You are what you do. It’s about actions.

Actions Quotes, by Bill Maher

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I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.

Conformity Quotes, by Bill Maher

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Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.

Hollywood Quotes, by Bill Maher

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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they’re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.

Kindness Quotes, by Bill Maher

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Men are only as loyal as their options.

Opinions Quotes, by Bill Maher

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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they’re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.

Values Quotes, by Bill Maher

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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

Religion / beliefs Quotes, by Bill Maher

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In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show . . .

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they’re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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The true Axis of Evil in America is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bill Maher

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