If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
Conformity
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Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career
Inflation
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
New year
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Age
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Names
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
Miscellaneous
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
Miscellaneous
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
Miscellaneous
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Miscellaneous
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.
Miscellaneous
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Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career
Miscellaneous
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