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11 Famous Quotes by Billy Connolly
11/24/1942 - (Present)
Also Known As:  
William Connolly     William "Billy" Connolly     William "Billy" Connolly, Jr.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm a schizophrenic,and so am I.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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“So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?”

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge -- but not a sausage.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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I'm very big in Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Canada and America. It's nice. I have a lovely life, and actually it pays better than the movies. Well, it doesn't pay better than Tom Cruise in the movies. But it pays better than I get. I get bus fare compared to these guys.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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I think that you'll find that Billy Connolly is British.

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I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Connolly

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