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14 Famous Quotes by Billy Crystal
3/14/1948 - (Present)
Also Known As:  
William Jacob Crystal     Israel William Krisstalsterne     Bill Crystal
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About Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Men Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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You look marvelous.

Catchphrases Quotes, by Billy Crystal , Source: said on the television show, "Saturday Night Live"

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I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.

Advice / experience / wisdom Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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I've seen worse. . . . It just so happens that your friend here is mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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Change is such hard work

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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This guy was so large, he had his own climate.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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Gentlemen, start your egos.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great? (from "City Slickers")

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Billy Crystal

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