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25 Famous Quotes by Bob Hope
5/29/1903 - 7/27/2003
Also Known As:  
`Old Ski Nose`     Leslie Townes Hope     Lester Townes Hope
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Ignorance Quotes, by Bob Hope

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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Dogs Quotes, by Bob Hope

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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

Naps Quotes, by Bob Hope

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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. -Bob Hope.

Heart-quotes Quotes, by Bob Hope

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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age Quotes, by Bob Hope

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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Charity Quotes, by Bob Hope

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age Quotes, by Bob Hope

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

Youth Quotes, by Bob Hope

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It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Sports Quotes, by Bob Hope

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Kissing Quotes, by Bob Hope

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People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.

Kisses Quotes, by Bob Hope

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Laziness Quotes, by Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Money Quotes, by Bob Hope

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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Trouble Quotes, by Bob Hope

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Love Quotes, by Bob Hope

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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Bob Hope

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