Bob Hope Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

25 Famous Quotes by Bob Hope
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“Your ignorance cramps my conversation”
Ignorance Quotes
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Kissing Quotes
“I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people”
Youth Quotes
“People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.”
Kisses Quotes
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Age Quotes
“If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
Charity Quotes
“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
Dogs Quotes
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Laziness Quotes
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
Money Quotes
“I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.”
Naps Quotes
“If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
Trouble Quotes
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Age Quotes
“If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. -Bob Hope.”
Heart-quotes Quotes
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Love Quotes
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
Sports Quotes
“They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Miscellaneous Quotes