| 25 Famous Quotes by Bob Hope
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“Your ignorance cramps my conversation”
Ignorance Quotes |
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“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Kissing Quotes |
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“I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people”
Youth Quotes |
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“People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.”
Kisses Quotes |
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“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Age Quotes |
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“If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
Charity Quotes |
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“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
Dogs Quotes |
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“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Laziness Quotes |
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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
Money Quotes |
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“I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.”
Naps Quotes |
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“If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
Trouble Quotes |
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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Age Quotes |
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“If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. -Bob Hope.”
Heart-quotes Quotes |
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“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Love Quotes |
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“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
Sports Quotes |
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“They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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Bob Hope Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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