Bobby Heenan Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Bobby Heenan
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“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.”
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“A friend in need is a pest.”
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“Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.”
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“Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”
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“I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”
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“I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.”
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“I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.”
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“If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.”
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“It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.”
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“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”
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