Brett Somers Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Brett Somers
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“You know, I'm a television personality. It's not like I'm a famous hooker or something!”
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“Am I sounding better or am I just getting used to my voice?”
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“I think it's a wonderful experience, particularly if you are younger, because you can use all of this stuff you learn in cabaret. One of the reasons I love cabaret is the freedom. It's absolutely marvelous. It's great... that real freedom of being able to do anything you want. You can do five minutes on pantyhose.”
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“Back then, we wore our own clothes. There were no stylists. I would wear the same pants with different tops because nobody saw what I was wearing on the bottom. Tops! Tops! Tops! And yes, I wore wigs! So don't ask me! And Betty White was nude!”
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“My musical director, Mark Cherry, is the most wonderful person who ever lived on God's good green Earth. He's my director, he does the arrangements. Really, he does everything - including certain janitorial chores!”
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“Only the old people write me in longhand!”
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“I've just learned more about the human body than anyone would ever care to know.”
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“In fact, people have been very complimentary about my act and very tolerant of my singing ability.”
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“I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.”
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“God, did that put a white streak in my mother's hair! I mean, I ran away from home before it was chic to do such a thing.”
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