Calvin Hobbes Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Calvin Hobbes
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“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
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“#VALUE!”
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“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
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“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
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“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
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“[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.”
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“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
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“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
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“-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.”
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