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13 Famous Quotes by Calvin Trillin
12/5/1935 - (Present)
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Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

Judaism Quotes, by Calvin Trillin

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Health food makes me sick.

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As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

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Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

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There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.

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Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

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In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses

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The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

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