| 13 Famous Quotes by Calvin Trillin
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“Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.”
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“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
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“Health food makes me sick.”
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“As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.”
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“The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.”
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“I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.”
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“Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.”
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“There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.”
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“Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.”
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“In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses”
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“The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?”
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“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
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“When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.”
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Calvin Trillin Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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