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11 Famous Quotes by Carl Reiner
3/20/1922 - (Present)
Also Known As:  
Reiner, Carl     Alan Brady     Carl Reiner The Celebrity
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The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

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Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

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There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today,

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In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home.

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[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains.

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I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored.

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Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.

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It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

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Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh.

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