Carl Reiner Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

11 Famous Quotes by Carl Reiner
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“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Nature Quotes
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today,”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... People need to laugh.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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