Carol Burnett Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

12 Famous Quotes by Carol Burnett
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“Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.”
Babies Quotes
“Comedy is tragedy - plus time”
Tragedy Quotes
“I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Comedy is tragedy plus time.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“She said, 'Mama, if I can take it back ...,”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“She was a mountain girl, ... We brought some of her ashes here and placed them next to F.C. Jones. I know she is here tonight because she loved bluegrass.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“She suffered. She suffered a whole lot. And at one point I was praying for her to be released. You know, it's just too much.”
Miscellaneous Quotes