I enjoy hanging around energetic, effervescent young men and women because they have yet to learn how to spell the word 'LIFE'......P_A_I_N

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We live in a society where increasingly our eco-socio-politico education is presented by 'court jesters' such as Bill Maher, Howard Stern, Al Franken, et al. Just how low have we sunk when people require a punch line in order to examine any serious topic? It won't be long before the only requirements to become a school teacher will be a great stand-up routine and a colorful clown's wig.

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In some ways, I feel bad for Paris Hilton who finds herself trapped in a vortex of mindless, unfulfilling, consumerism. The day she stops shopping conspicuously will be the day advertisers controlling the Big Media brainwash machine turn the cameras elsewhere. You see, in the Cult of Celebrity, good-looking people are a dime a dozen, while good shoppers are invaluable.

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I like sex as much, if not more, than the next fellow. But the endless babble about sexual matters has become as dull as a compulsory seminar on the mating habits of Madagascar butterflies.

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