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48 Famous Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
2/21/1962 - (Present)
Also Known As:  
Charles Michael Palahniuk     Chucky P
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About Chuck Palahniuk

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

Apathy Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People will be happy to give up most of their culture for the assurance that the tiny bit that comes through is safe and clean. White noise.

Approval Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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“Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.”

Chaos Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink

College Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

Disaster Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Immortality Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do.

Inaction Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.

Parents Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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The idea that population growth guarantees a better life - financially or otherwise - is a myth that only those who sell diapers, baby carriages and the like have any right to believe

Population Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes available to you just as you can change your beliefs.

Power Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can wiggle half the teeth in my jaw. Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer.Tyler never knew his father.Maybe self-destruction was the answer.

Self-improvement Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says.Like Tyler says, even a souffle' looks pumped.

Self-improvement Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

Students Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Television Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Tragedy Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follow the jumps: Continued on page whatever. No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice. None of this matters. We're just warming up.

Life Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

Apathy Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Hate Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

Las vegas Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways

Movies Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full of victims or enemies. It's no wonder Waltraud Wagner, the Austrian Angel of Death, convinced her friends to kill with her.It just seems natural. You and me against the world...

Murder Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through the clouds.

Stairs Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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Your heart is my piñata.

Love Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?

Death Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

Identity Quotes, by Chuck Palahniuk

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