Dick Martin Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

2 Famous Quotes by Dick Martin
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“I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.”
Men and women Quotes
“I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.”
Relationships Quotes