Doug Larson Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

14 Famous Quotes by Doug Larson
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“Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
Bosses Quotes
“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
Bosses Quotes
“Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.”
Luxury Quotes
“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
Marriage Quotes
“Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: You find the present tense and the past perfect”
Nostalgia Quotes
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
Computers Quotes
“The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.”
Perfection Quotes
“A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.”
Memory Quotes
“Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.”
Quiet Quotes
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
Politics / government Quotes
“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”
Age Quotes
“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.”
Christianity Quotes
“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
Marriage Quotes
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson.”
Parenting Quotes