God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

Men Quotes, by Elayne Boosler

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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions

Guidance Quotes, by Elayne Boosler

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One man's wilderness is another man's theme park

Wilderness Quotes, by Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Women Quotes, by Elayne Boosler

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Morals Quotes, by Elayne Boosler

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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

Appearance Quotes, by Elayne Boosler

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