Elayne Boosler Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

6 Famous Quotes by Elayne Boosler
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“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”
Men Quotes
“My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions”
Guidance Quotes
“One man's wilderness is another man's theme park”
Wilderness Quotes
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Women Quotes
“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”
Morals Quotes
“UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.”
Appearance Quotes
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