Evan Esar Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

9 Famous Quotes by Evan Esar
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“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it”
Housework Quotes
“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”
Statistics Quotes
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
Mathematics Quotes
“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”
Science and technology Quotes
“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”
Disappointments Quotes
“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”
Tomorrow Quotes
“Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.”
Vocabulary Quotes
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.”
Widows Quotes
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
Business Quotes