| 20 Famous Quotes by Fran Lebowitz
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“In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.”
Capitalism Quotes |
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“Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy”
Fantasy Quotes |
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“Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest...”
Romantic love Quotes |
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“Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Teenage Quotes |
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“Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.”
Media and entertainment Quotes |
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“Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.”
Sports:football Quotes |
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“Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.”
Sleep Quotes |
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“No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."”
Dogs Quotes |
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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.”
Dogs Quotes |
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“Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.”
Opponents Quotes |
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“Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.”
Originality Quotes |
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“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
Balance Quotes |
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“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
Buying Quotes |
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“The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.”
Waiting Quotes |
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“Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.”
Books and reading Quotes |
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“Only the little people pay taxes.”
Finance and economics Quotes |
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“The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.”
Listening Quotes |
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“If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.”
Men and women Quotes |
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“Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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