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16 Quotes for 'Fran Lebowitz' in the Database.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Topic: Balance
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Topic: Books and Reading
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Topic: Buying
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Topic: Dogs
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Topic: Dogs
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Only the little people pay taxes.
Topic: Finance and Economics
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The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
Topic: Listening
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.
Topic: Media and Entertainment
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If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Topic: Men and Women
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Topic: Miscellaneous
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Topic: Miscellaneous
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Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Topic: Opponents
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Topic: Originality
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Topic: Sleep
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
Topic: Sports:Football
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Topic: Waiting
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