Frank Gelett Burgess Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

5 Famous Quotes by Frank Gelett Burgess
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“Are you a bromide?”
Character Quotes
Source: title of an essay in "Smart Set"
“I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!”
Cows Quotes
Source: The Burgess Nonsense Book--The Purple Cow
“My feet, they haul me Round the House, They hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres.”
Feet Quotes
Source: My Feet
“Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.”
Body Quotes
“Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.”
Maxim Quotes