Frank Zappa Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Frank Zappa
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“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer”
Country Quotes
“Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny”
Jazz Quotes
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
Scientists Quotes
“There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.”
Songs Quotes
“Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.”
Music Quotes
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
Law Quotes
“Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.”
Journalism Quotes
“Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon”
Tycoon Quotes
“Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.”
Beauty Quotes
“It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice; there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.”
Death / immortality Quotes
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