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23 Famous Quotes by Fred Allen
5/31/1894 - 3/17/1956
Also Known As:  
John Florence Sullivan
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About Fred Allen

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Advertising Quotes, by Fred Allen

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Inspirational Quotes, by Fred Allen

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

Fame Quotes, by Fred Allen

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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation Quotes, by Fred Allen

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After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

Quitting Quotes, by Fred Allen

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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide nothing can be done.

Inspirational Quotes, by Fred Allen

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When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.

Inspirational Quotes, by Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Inspirational Quotes, by Fred Allen

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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Politics / government Quotes, by Fred Allen

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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Existence Quotes, by Fred Allen

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If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have room for three carraway seeds and a producer's heart. -Fred Allen.

Heart-quotes Quotes, by Fred Allen

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All television is children's television.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Fred Allen

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