| 23 Famous Quotes by Fred Allen
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“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.”
Imitation Quotes |
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“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.”
Fame Quotes |
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“After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.”
Quitting Quotes |
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“A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.”
Inspirational Quotes |
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“When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.”
Inspirational Quotes |
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“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.”
Inspirational Quotes |
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“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
Inspirational Quotes |
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“I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.”
Politics / government Quotes |
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“Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.”
Advertising Quotes |
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“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.”
Existence Quotes |
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“If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have room for three carraway seeds and a producer's heart. -Fred Allen.”
Heart-quotes Quotes |
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“All television is children's television.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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“I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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Fred Allen Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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