Garrison Keillor Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

11 Famous Quotes by Garrison Keillor
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“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
Books Quotes
“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
Gifts Quotes
“A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
Knowledge Quotes
“I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'”
America and americans Quotes
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
Funerals Quotes
“It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.”
Luxury Quotes
“Being Lutheran, Mother believed that self-pity is a deadly sin and so is nostalgia, and she had no time for either”
Pity Quotes
“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.”
Reality Quotes
“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.”
Vanity Quotes
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”
Inspirational Quotes
“English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. -Garrison Keillor.”
Communication Quotes