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30 Famous Quotes by George Carlin
5/12/1937 - 6/22/2008
Also Known As:  
George Denis Patrick Carlin     ????     Georgie Porgie
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day

Trade Quotes, by George Carlin

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Evil Quotes, by George Carlin

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Smile Quotes, by George Carlin

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

Death / immortality Quotes, by George Carlin

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Sports Quotes, by George Carlin

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