George Carlin Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

30 Famous Quotes by George Carlin
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“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”
Smile Quotes
“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”
Umbrellas Quotes
“... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..”
Zombies Quotes
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.”
Death / immortality Quotes
“Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.”
Sports Quotes