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30 Famous Quotes by George Carlin
5/12/1937 - 6/22/2008
Also Known As:  
George Denis Patrick Carlin     ????     Georgie Porgie
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Evil Quotes, by George Carlin

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Smile Quotes, by George Carlin

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... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..

Zombies Quotes, by George Carlin

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.

Death / immortality Quotes, by George Carlin

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Sports Quotes, by George Carlin

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