George F. Burns Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

6 Famous Quotes by George F. Burns
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“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
Drinking Quotes
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty”
Environment Quotes
“If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.”
Longevity Quotes
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
Retirement Quotes
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.”
Sermons Quotes
“If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.”
Stress Quotes
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