Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking Quotes, by George F. Burns

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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

Environment Quotes, by George F. Burns

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

Longevity Quotes, by George F. Burns

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement Quotes, by George F. Burns

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Sermons Quotes, by George F. Burns

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

Stress Quotes, by George F. Burns

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