College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College Quotes, by George Gobel

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Television Quotes, by George Gobel

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If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by George Gobel

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The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by George Gobel

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