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32 Famous Quotes by Groucho Marx
10/2/1890 - 8/19/1977
Also Known As:  
Julius Henry Marx     Groucho     Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx
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About Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Books Quotes, by Groucho Marx

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Jokes Quotes, by Groucho Marx

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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Resignation Quotes, by Groucho Marx

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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives Quotes, by Groucho Marx

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My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

Children / youth Quotes, by Groucho Marx

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Death / immortality Quotes, by Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

Life Quotes, by Groucho Marx

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