| 32 Famous Quotes by Groucho Marx
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”
Politics Quotes |
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“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
Age Quotes |
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“No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.”
Bosses Quotes |
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“I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.”
Cities Quotes |
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“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open”
Husbands Quotes |
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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Judgement Quotes |
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“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”
Military Quotes |
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“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
Military Quotes |
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“Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does”
New york Quotes |
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“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
Principles Quotes |
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Television Quotes |
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“Women should be obscene and not heard.”
Truth Quotes |
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“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough”
Wives Quotes |
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“Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.”
Society Quotes Source: Groucho and Me (ch. 26)
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Television Quotes |
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“We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.”
Media and entertainment Quotes |
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“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
Music Quotes |
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“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
Literary Quotes |
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“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
Justice Quotes |
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“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
Laughter Quotes |
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“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
Military Quotes |
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“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
Principles Quotes |
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“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”
Unhappiness Quotes |
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“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
Age Quotes |
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“Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”
Books Quotes |
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Groucho Marx Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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